Chelsea FC’s New #9
By Lee Fraser
Jose Mourinho has done it again!
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He’s got the whole world talking about Chelsea FC signing Radamel Falcao when all along he had another target man in his sights.
He didn’t even have to send the scouts to the other side of the planet to find him, he just watched him in training every day!
Ladies and Gentlemen (and fans of other clubs) I give you Chelsea FC’s latest striking sensation ……..
OK so he’s not recognised as an out and out striker but that’s only because he is such a class defender, surely you remember how as a kid you knew someone who played every position better than you?
Our Captain Leader Legend is just regressing back to his childhood as he demonstrated on his personal Instagram account!
With his left foot, his right foot or his head John Terry scores when he wants!
With 68 career goals for club and country he is experienced at every level so there’s no risk of an untested talent.
He already knows and “gets” what being Chelsea FC is all about, so there’s no risk of the fans being unsure about him because of previous history.
Just how many goals did Radamel Falcao score last year?
4
How many goals did John terry score last year?
8.
The facts speak for themselves…………….
John Terry is a better striker than Radamel Falcao (and a darn sight cheaper)!
Sign him up NOW Jose!