Raheem Sterling For £50million? 5 Things You Can Buy Instead
One FIFA World Cup Vote
Where do you live? In the middle of nowhere? Doesn’t matter! Just buy your way into hosting the FIFA World Cup instead!
Why not bring the World Cup to your home? (Quite literally your home. I mean you could probably stage it in your back-garden if you coughed up enough.) You can get all this instead of a whiny Englishman.
Having said that, £50m might not be enough to bribe all the officials, but it will get you some of the way there. Drive and determination will do the rest.
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