The Pride of London
Fansided

The Top 5 Chelsea FC Megastore Christmas Presents

By Ajitesh Rasgotra

Credit: Flickr User Mark Freeman https://flic.kr/p/4MPQf3
Credit: Flickr User Mark Freeman https://flic.kr/p/4MPQf3 /
facebooktwitterreddit
Prev
2 of 6
Next
Jose Mourinho Bleacher Creature, http://www.chelseamegastore.com/stores/chelsea/en/product/chelsea-jose-mourinho-bleacher-creature/167606
Jose Mourinho Bleacher Creature, http://www.chelseamegastore.com/stores/chelsea/en/product/chelsea-jose-mourinho-bleacher-creature/167606 /

5. Jose Mourinho Bleacher Creature

The Blues manager was sacked just over a week before Christmas, but don’t feel sorry for him, there are many people out there in genuinely awful situations.

Nevertheless, you may know that one person who was devastated when the news broke. That person who broke down in tears and then took to social media to go on an absolutely mental tirade against Roman Abramovich, Diego Costa and God himself.

Oh. That’s your son? Sorry.

Well, why don’t you cheer him up with this fantastic Jose Mourinho Bleacher Creature. “What is a Bleacher Creature?” I hear you ask. I didn’t know, but I googled it so now I do. Thanks Wikipedia!

"Bleacher Creatures (founded 2011) is an American company producing plush figures of licensed personalities from sports and entertainment."

Great!

The best bit is when Mourinho joins Manchester United and wins multiple titles, you can make use of the fact that this toy looks nothing like Jose Mourinho and claim that it’s someone else instead. A creepy Roy Hodgson perhaps?

Next: #4

Home/Chelsea FC News