The Top 5 Chelsea FC Megastore Christmas Presents

4. Chelsea Boxer Shorts

The fact that this is at number four indicates the bizarre items yet to come.

Are you a wife or girlfriend desperately clutching at straws? Why don’t you purchase this beautiful two-pack of Chelsea-branded boxer shorts?

If you know a supporter who supposedly ‘bleeds blue’ (whatever that means), then he will most likely be delighted with the chance to display his affection for his beloved club even in the most

intimate

warm

chilled out (?) of situations.

*cough*

Anyway, these 95% cotton undergarments are perfect as a last minute gift for that person who will follow Chelsea over land and sea.

AND LEICESTER!

Furthermore, with the shop’s option to gift wrap this purchase, you can spend just £6 to avoid the shame of handing this over in person.

Happy days all around really.

(They also have a 93% feedback rating, which is concerning given that there are people out there actually buying this and reviewing it.)

Next: #3