The Top 5 Chelsea FC Megastore Christmas Presents

3. Personalised Chelsea Chef’s Hat

This is my personal favourite. Chelsea fans are a diverse bunch. They come from all sorts of professions with all sorts of interests outside of the Blues. Inevitably there will be some passionate cooks among us and this hat will do the trick.

This will be perfect to unwrap in the morning too. Imagine the scene: the family have all gathered around the tree.

"“Let’s open all the presents then!” says Jane. “*something racist*,” shouted Grandpa. “What’s this? A personalised Chelsea-branded chef’s hat? How did you know?!” exclaims passionate Chelsea fan and cook Jeff. “Well, you love both Chelsea and cooking so when I came across this I knew it would be perfect,” says Margaret (Jeff’s wife) as she fails to recognise that Aj from The Pride Of London did all the research for her."

Jeff then toodles off to the kitchen to stuff the turkey and parboil the potatoes, all while showing his support for the men of Stamford Bridge.

Beautiful. Plus, you have the option to add six characters’ worth of initials to make it that much more special.

If anyone fancies buying this for me, then do please send me a DM on Twitter.

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