The Top 5 Chelsea FC Megastore Christmas Presents
2. Chelsea Adult Toothbrush
Hygiene is one of the most important aspects of life and while brushing your teeth may be a bit of a chore, why not make someone’s life easier with this Blues-branded toothbrush?
That situation in the evening when you need to get off the couch to go and clean your teeth will no longer feel like a bore. The presence of ‘Chelsea FC’ will inspire you to run to the bathroom with a grin on your face as teeth-cleaning becomes the favourite part(s) of your day.
Hell, you may even sack off that awful film that you’ve been watching on terrestrial TV early as well.
This is even great for the youth. After having a MASSIVE night out with ALL THE LADS you may well be sore the next day. You may not even remember much either. Well, as you struggle to behave like a human in the morning, this Chelsea toothbrush will ensure that you never forget your enduring allegiance to the greatest football club in the world. Now, to piece together the rest of that evening…
Furthermore, with this item coming in packs of two, the purchaser of the present gets the added bonus of keeping one themselves! Everybody’s a winner here.
By the way, everyone at The Pride Of London encourages you to drink responsibly. If you don’t, you are a moron.
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