The Top 5 Chelsea FC Megastore Christmas Presents

1. Cesc Fabregas Player Socks

How many times have you looked down at your feet during a meeting only to think, “I wish I had Cesc Fabregas’s face on these things”? Well, wonder no more with these

hideous

incredible Fabregas-emblazoned socks.

If you know one of the few people staunchly defending the Spaniard from the barrage of abuse directed at him from the majority of the fanbase, then there isn’t a better gift out there.

It’s traditional for someone to receive socks during this holiday and that’s generally considered pretty boring. But it doesn’t have to be, at least not with these beauties. Socks often present a dilemma. If they’re too dark people will consider them (and yourself) too dull. If they are too bright then it’s a bit of a joke.

However, the person to whom you gift these will forever be grateful as he will be able to toe the line with exceeding class.

Furthermore, these could also act as a more subtle indication of one’s allegiance. Perhaps a friend of yours is a Chelsea fan, but works at White Hart Lane? Then these socks will give him a chance to keep his true colours close to his chest as he does the devil’s work.

Maybe the Blues have an away game at Millwall? Publicly displaying your allegiance to Chelsea may not be the best idea, but these socks will allow you to get to the game without the bulk of people finding out. Blues fans, though, will inevitably spot them and give you that sly nod of appreciation on the underground.

What about Fabregas being the most hated player on the squad? Well, that’s the point really…

I hope you enjoyed that, but which one is your favourite? Vote in the poll below and grab your gifts from the links underneath! (Sorry, it is admittedly a bit late for Christmas delivery by now.)

Mourinho Bleacher Creature
Boxer Shorts
Chef’s Hat
Toothbrush
Fabregas Socks