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We are THE Chelsea fans having a go at Arsenal’s press release

By The Pride of London Staff

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 21: Ngolo Kante, Gary Cahill, John Terry and Cesar Azpilicueta of Chelsea celebrates with the Premier League Trophy after the Premier League match between Chelsea and Sunderland at Stamford Bridge on May 21, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Michael Regan/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 21: Ngolo Kante, Gary Cahill, John Terry and Cesar Azpilicueta of Chelsea celebrates with the Premier League Trophy after the Premier League match between Chelsea and Sunderland at Stamford Bridge on May 21, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Michael Regan/Getty Images) /
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Arsenal plunged to new depths of self-parody with the press release accompanying their kit unveiling today. We can’t let this pass us by.

Arsenal Fan TV are surely interrupting Troopz and Ty on vacation to weigh in on the press release that could only motivate a true Gunner. While we wait for them, Piers Morgan and other illustrious Arsenal fans to have their say, take a moment to bask in how lucky you are to be proper Chels.

We are THE team with five Premier League titles in the Arsene Wenger era.

We are THE club that gave Petr Cech the helmet Arsenal fans apparently wear on their motorbikes.

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We are THE fans never content just to qualify for Europe.

We are THE future home of Alexis Sanchez.

We are THE two Premier League trophies on Cesc Fabregas’ shelf.

We are THE Didier Drogba giving you nightmares and flashbacks from those trips to Wembley.

We are THE team that not only did not lose 10-2 on aggregate, but actually defeated Bayern Munich.

We are THE former manager who coined the term “specialist in failure” for the manager you continue to employ because of FA Cup victories.

We are THE preferred side of Will Farrell, KISS, Gordon Ramsey, Sir Richard Attenborough, Guy Ritchie and Steven McQueen. Lulz, Piers Morgan.

We are THE water bottle that Arsene Wenge smashed, kicked and threw but could not destroy.

We are THE ones behind the #WengerIn banners flying over the Emirates. Still can’t believe you listened to us on that one.

We are THE Eden Hazard slicing through six Arsenal defenders en route to the goal of the season, as Frances Coquelin does a 2.5-twist half-pike forward-roll onto the pitch.

And of course…….

We are THE only London club to win the Champions League.

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