Chelsea: AC Milan vacancy resurrects Antonio Conte departure rumours because football!

AC Milan sacked their manager yesterday. What’s the natural thing to do? Link Chelsea boss, Antonio Conte, with the role! Hooray for football!

Antonio Conte is once again being linked with a Chelsea exit. The Italian has been constantly surrounded by such speculation since he first arrived in West London. The latest event to resurrect these rumours is AC Milan sacking Vincenzo Montella.

According to tabloid reports in Italy, picked up by the Metro, Conte has held ‘secret’ talks with the club.

"AC Milan still hope to persuade Antonio Conte to leave Chelsea despite appointing Gennaro Gattuso, and have held secret talks with the Italian."

The meeting reportedly opened with a secret handshake before the AC Milan board led Conte to their secret treehouse to conduct their discussions in secretness. Journalists tried to gain access to the treehouse, but were turned away after being unable to recite the secret passcode.

Gennaro Gattuso, despite being named the new leader of Team AC Milan, was seemingly left out of the secret meeting. Did he not know the secret handshake? Perhaps the others told him the wrong secret passcode? Maybe they’re not best friends with him?

Either way, there is a great possibility that the details of what was discussed in the treehouse will be kept under lock and key. Journalists are likely to pepper Conte with questions about it. He will refuse to answer while giggling. Then he’ll offer to divulge some information for a couple of Haribo fizzy cola bottles.

But will the journalists bow to his demands? They’ve never been part of the cooler friendship group, but this is their chance to be! Should they sacrifice a couple of their sweets? After all, they are only allowed five per week :(.

Perhaps they will try to negotiate. No fizzy cola bottles, but three fried eggs instead. They don’t like those very much…

How about the piece of fruit their mum put in their packed lunch? Fruit is for losers!

Hmmmm. This is a tough one. What would you do? Let us know in the comments below! Football!

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Seriously, though. What a waste of breath.