10 Chelsea Christmas presents for that special someone

6. Bangle – Ajitesh Rasgotra

Are you filthy rich? Are you the kind of person who prefers to spend that extra tenner down the pub rather than on heating your home? Do you have any idea what the point of a bangle is?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, we’ve got the right gift for you.

Why not take your spare £35.99 and sink it on this incredibly stylish Chelsea FC bangle. Some say that the best fashion is understated. With this bangle, you can completely ignore that. Next time someone asks you for the time, you can roll up your sleeve to reveal this stainless steel gem sitting alongside your timepiece.

Not only that, but it’s multi-purpose. The clear ergonomic design means that it could double up as knuckle-dusters. Next time Fat Dave knocks your tenner worth of pints over, utilise the bangle to make your inevitable trip to the police station even more spectacular. Granted, you will look like a bigger moron than normal, but all your fellow revellers will have a story to tell.

It also comes ‘in a blister pack’! According to the internet, that either means surrounded by bubble wrap or tightly-packed like paracetamol. Either way, it’s one hell of a selling point. What more could you want?

Editor’s Note: We in no way condone violence. The material was left in for *attempted* comedic purposes.