10 Chelsea Christmas presents for that special someone

9. Stainless Steel Stud Earring – Ajitesh Rasgotra

You’ve got your tie, cufflinks, chain, sunglasses and ring. Any normal human would probably be content. They’ve got the full CFC look. All the #passion you can imagine in your everyday life.

Alas. There is more.

There’s one item left to complete the full set – the Chelsea FC stainless steel stud earring.

Imagine where you currently have a diamond, or a subtle yet elegant stud. Now imagine it with this shining grey thing of beauty. Just picture the scene. You’re out on the town and you spot someone you like. You go over to talk to him/her, but it’s loud in the bar. So you lean in close to hear what your counterpart is saying.

The stainless steel catches the light at the right moment and your potential partner is awestruck. Five minutes later and you’re being whisked away in a cab and into the young night. Who knows how this story ends? And who cares? All we can be certain of is that this earring was the catalyst.

For only £8.50, this reusable mate-attractor will cost less than actually buying a drink for the person you fancy in most London nightspots. What a bargain.