Bold predictions for Chelsea and the Premier League in 2020/21
How many “Serious point, light-hearted point [chuckle] but, no, serious point” moments will Lampard have this season?
Vansh: This has to be at least 30.
Scott: Lampard will have at least one per press conference, which equals a ton of them. On the safe side you could easily predict he’ll do it around 100 times this season.
Varun: Eight, or maybe 18 *chuckle* but, no, seriously eight.
Matthew: Lets go one a game, 38.
Gabe: Over 100, one before and after almost every match this season (in all competitions).
Nate Hofmann: One for every terrible goal conceded in a match Chelsea still manages to win. So, like, 30.
Nathaniel Kay: At least 25
Wilfred: Exactly the number of points the Blues amass this season: 88.
Michael: Over 100
Olaoluwa: 110
Abhishek: 30 plus, easy. He is a one-trick pony when it comes to interviews.
Kevin: Well, how the hell am I going to know that, although Frank does love a bit of bantz *chuckles*, but no, probably 92.
Charlie: He averages about two of these per match (one pre game one post game), so I’ll have to go with around 90.
Vishnu: 78.
Barrett: I could not hope to understand the sort of things that Liverpool supporters still manage to feel are unfair despite having the riches in terms of quality that they do. I’m sorry but I am literally not able to comprehend and answer to this question in a serious manner. It could be literally anything. “They grew the grass too long for our football” sort of stuff sounds normal.
Oliver: Oh lord, how many interviews and press conferences will Lampard do, have to think it’s going to be close to 30
Yi Hao: Exactly 268.
Travis: At a rate of at least one per game, plus a few extra for good measure, 70 even.
What will be the final ranking of the London only Premier League table?
Vansh: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, Fulham, Crystal Palace, West Ham
Scott: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, West Ham, Crystal Palace, Fulham.
Varun: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham
Matthew: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, West Ham, Fulham, Crystal Palace
Gabe: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham
Nate Hofmann: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham
Nathaniel Kay: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Fulham, West Ham, Palace
Wilfred: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, Fulham, Crystal Palace, West Ham
Michael: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, West Ham, Fulham, Crystal Palace
Olaoluwa: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham
Abhishek: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, West Ham, Crystal Palace, Fulham
Kevin: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, Fulham, West Ham
Charlie: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham
Vishnu: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, Crystal Palace, Fulham, West Ham
Barrett: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham
Oliver: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham
Yi Hao: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, West Ham, Crystal Palace, Fulham
Travis: Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, Fulham, Palace, West Ham
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