Bold predictions for Chelsea and the Premier League in 2020/21

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Mateo Kovacic of Chelsea controls the ball as Bruno Fernandes of Manchester United looks on during the FA Cup Semi Final match between Manchester United and Chelsea at Wembley Stadium on July 19, 2020 in London, England. Football Stadiums around Europe remain empty due to the Coronavirus Pandemic as Government social distancing laws prohibit fans inside venues resulting in all fixtures being played behind closed doors. (Photo by Andy Rain/Pool via Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Mateo Kovacic of Chelsea controls the ball as Bruno Fernandes of Manchester United looks on during the FA Cup Semi Final match between Manchester United and Chelsea at Wembley Stadium on July 19, 2020 in London, England. Football Stadiums around Europe remain empty due to the Coronavirus Pandemic as Government social distancing laws prohibit fans inside venues resulting in all fixtures being played behind closed doors. (Photo by Andy Rain/Pool via Getty Images) /
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Tottenham Hotspur’s Portuguese head coach Jose Mourinho (L) gestures as Chelsea’s English head coach Frank Lampard looks on during the English Premier League football match between Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur at Stamford Bridge in London on February 22 2020. (Photo by IAN KINGTON/AFP via Getty Images) /

How many “Serious point, light-hearted point [chuckle] but, no, serious point” moments will Lampard have this season?

Vansh: This has to be at least 30.

Scott: Lampard will have at least one per press conference, which equals a ton of them. On the safe side you could easily predict he’ll do it around 100 times this season.

Varun: Eight, or maybe 18 *chuckle* but, no, seriously eight.

Matthew: Lets go one a game, 38.

Gabe: Over 100, one before and after almost every match this season (in all competitions).

Nate Hofmann: One for every terrible goal conceded in a match Chelsea still manages to win. So, like, 30.

Nathaniel Kay: At least 25

Wilfred: Exactly the number of points the Blues amass this season: 88.

Michael: Over 100

Olaoluwa: 110

Abhishek: 30 plus, easy. He is a one-trick pony when it comes to interviews.

Kevin: Well, how the hell am I going to know that, although Frank does love a bit of bantz *chuckles*, but no, probably 92.

Charlie: He averages about two of these per match (one pre game one post game), so I’ll have to go with around 90.

Vishnu: 78.

Barrett: I could not hope to understand the sort of things that Liverpool supporters still manage to feel are unfair despite having the riches in terms of quality that they do. I’m sorry but I am literally not able to comprehend and answer to this question in a serious manner. It could be literally anything. “They grew the grass too long for our football” sort of stuff sounds normal.

Oliver: Oh lord, how many interviews and press conferences will Lampard do, have to think it’s going to be close to 30

Yi Hao: Exactly 268.

Travis: At a rate of at least one per game, plus a few extra for good measure, 70 even.

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What will be the final ranking of the London only Premier League table?

Vansh: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, Fulham, Crystal Palace, West Ham

Scott: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, West Ham, Crystal Palace, Fulham.

Varun: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham

Matthew: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, West Ham, Fulham, Crystal Palace

Gabe: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham

Nate Hofmann: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham

Nathaniel Kay: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Fulham, West Ham, Palace

Wilfred: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, Fulham, Crystal Palace, West Ham

Michael: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, West Ham, Fulham, Crystal Palace

Olaoluwa: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham

Abhishek: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, West Ham, Crystal Palace, Fulham

Kevin: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, Fulham, West Ham

Charlie: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham

Vishnu: Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, Crystal Palace, Fulham, West Ham

Barrett: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham

Oliver: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal Palace, West Ham, Fulham

Yi Hao: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, West Ham, Crystal Palace, Fulham

Travis: Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, Fulham, Palace, West Ham

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