While wounds heal for players and fans alike following Chelsea’s 4-0 loss to London rivals Arsenal, Pride of London thought we’d take a lighter approach with one of today’s articles. Today we are looking at the amazing game that is Fantasy Premier League. A joyful, though stressful, yearly test of football knowledge, statistical analysis and expectation. PoL would like to put forward some hilarious team names from around the Internet, with particular reference to the Blues. Along with supplying some our own silly, but hopefully humorous, titles for your group this season. Apologies in advance for some of the puns I have come up with today. Although, compiling them was a thoroughly entertaining and enjoyable experience – especially on a Monday morning.
First of all, before we get pun-tastic, I shall propose three additions from CFC for your 2022/23 team. Reece James should definitely be a top three most wanted defensive asset of FPL this campaign. Only Trent Alexander-Arnold of Liverpool – and possibly Manchester City’s Joao Cancelo – gets anywhere near the Chels’ star with respect to potential output. There is also a realistic chance that the Blues will concede one the fewest goal amounts, or around that level. Secondly, I have Mason Mount in my collective already. The trustworthiness of the England international makes him so underrated. In addition, he consistently performs in front of goal and is unselfish when teammates are better placed. Finally I think Kai Havertz just pips Raheem Sterling, as it may take the winger time to settle. Whilst the German is almost certainly playing as a kind of No.9 for Thomas Tuchel in this coming term.
The Pride of London compiles a list of their own ‘punniest’ Fantasy Premier League team names and the funniest from the internet for Chelsea fans to use
Holy Boehly
FPL & Chilwell
Malang STARR
Thomas Too Chill
Reach for the Kai
Bak-Three-Ayoko
Jorg-in-the-Know
Delicious Ambroja
Mateo Cod’n’Chips
Hakim Dream Team
ThiagoUpTheLeague
ConorAmongThieves
CHO’s the Way to Go
PulisicWithTheAssist
Kalidou Who’llBuyMe
Raheem Dream Team
The LoftusCheek of it
The next ones from the modern squad are too long to fit, sadly, but might inspire you
He’s Big & He’s Edouard
Werner’s Points-Earners
Barkley’s Fantasy League
Fantasy Chalobah League
Kepa Have-Another-Lager
My personal favourites from our collection are obviously the Mateo Kovacic one; the English supporters will surely appreciate it. I was sort of pleased with the Ruben Loftus-Cheek effort, as well. Edouard Mendy’s is to the tune of the infamous Steven Gerrard song. Oh, and I appreciate the Jorginho honorific.
Two quality suggestions from the FanSided football boss
Kante Buy Me Love
Le Saux Solid Crew
Some of the best Chelsea-related FPL side names seen online
Cesc and the City, The Cesc Pistols, Dukes of Hazard, Finding Timo, Salt n Kepa, Giroud Awakening, You Petr Cech Yourself, BrokeBackMount10, Reece’s Set Pieces, Werner Bros., Willian Dollar Baby, Werner’s originals, Kepa Clean Sheet, Kante Touch This, Cesc Drogs Rock n roll, Take One for the Timo and Happy Gilmour.
We hope some of these options suit you. Please feel free to comment your favourite, or on the worst, on PoL’s social media outlets.