David De Gea's failed transfer to Real Madrid reminds me of the time I left a paper (that I had 3 months to write) until the last minute.
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Through 30 Premier League games this season road teams are 13-11-6. Our resident pick expert Zahir Gilani takes a look at matchday four.
Swansea City's resident Lord Voldemort has given up carbs in a bid to get in better shape. Be afraid Harry Potter, be very afraid. Pedro features as well.
Manchester City look to continue carving the Premier League apart this weekend when they visit Everton while Chelsea FC will look to win ugly against WBA.
Chelsea are in tough as they visit the Etihad this weekend. The reigning Premier League Champions are at risk of falling off the pace very early.
Diego Costa's biography is on bookshelves. One excerpt talks about his fondness for a certain genre of film, and his surround sound system.
The Premier League is finally back and the big boys have invested heavily in an attempt to strip Chelsea FC of the crown.
If I had to pick a famous movie character that symbolizes Jose Mourinho there could be no other choice than Tony Montana, Scarface.
Chelsea FC have partnered with Uber to deliver free shirts to fans everywhere. Miguel Herrera doesn't have a neck. This and more in the Weekend Ramblings.
After his £49m transfer fee, Raheem Sterling will be the 11th most expensive footballer EVER!
Arsenal fans will be singing "Petr Cech is magic, he wears a magic hat..." all of next season.
The endless demand for transfer news is nothing more than hope trafficking, but does it leave us any better off?
For the supporter who follows world football 365 days a year and watches hundreds of matches, what can be made of the FIFA arrests and corruption scandal?
This Saturday evening Anfield will say goodbye to their legend Steve Gerrard in his final home Premier League game.
If last week was any indication, we should be in for a treat with this week's Champions League semifinal 2nd legs as we inch closer to a classic final.
Mourinho has reclaimed more than just the Premier League title. With all their competitors in England playing catchup, Chelsea are the alpha dogs.
Chelsea FC fans are not always original, but boy are they cheeky. Just look at our songs. We've found a way to tick off all our rivals in one way or another
Since Jose Mourinho rejoined Chelsea last year, they have played the Gunners 4 times in the Premier League and have not conceded a goal.
Chelsea's magic number is 12 over Arsenal and 11 over United, who visit Stamford Bridge looking to make a statement of their intent in the Premier League.
PSG welcome Barcelona to the Parc des Princes in the Champions League, where they are unbeaten in their last 33 European fixtures.